If you punched my helmet it would have blorped about like a netball stuck in the gutters at school
You probably would cry afterwards, due to my helmetmight.
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 17:04, archived)

You underestimate my helmet-wrangling experience young man

( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 17:04, archived)

HELMET-OFF!
*charges with soft-on*
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 17:10, archived)