As I'm on nights this week - Afternoon poo.
Quantity slighly disappointing, but good consistency considering last night's beer.

7/10
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 16:57, archived)

Steely dan are on the radio
and I'm going commando today.

8/10

Would be higher but I have a cunt of a toothache.
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 16:58, archived)

I *heart* Steely Dan

( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 16:59, archived)

I went to see them about 7 years ago
They were very good, but that Fagan cunt is very drooly.
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 17:00, archived)

Me and your missus were talking ALL about you on Saturday night, I know ALL about you :)

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 16:58, archived)

It would be more interesting
if you'd shagged her.
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 16:58, archived)

She punched me in the gut. I like to think that means that we've practicially been married for 12 years

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 17:01, archived)

She was probably aiming for your helmet
I know I would have been.
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 17:02, archived)

If you punched my helmet it would have blorped about like a netball stuck in the gutters at school
You probably would cry afterwards, due to my helmetmight.
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 17:04, archived)

You underestimate my helmet-wrangling experience young man

( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 17:04, archived)

HELMET-OFF!
*charges with soft-on*
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 17:10, archived)

My phone has just started screwing up
:(

*goes off to research new ones*
( minimum fuss - an all time favourite, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 16:59, archived)

Nice binding there.
Right. I'm off to Dunsfold Park in Surrey. Behave you lot.
( Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Tue 2 Jun 2009, 16:59, archived)

*turns music up and raids your drinks cabinet as soon as you're gone*
*orders pizza, spews up and passes out in your bed*
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 17:02, archived)

Wanked myself off with the cheeks of my arse
7/10
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 17:00, archived)

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8/10
( Theoban What of it, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 17:01, archived)

*panders*

( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 17:01, archived)

PHWOAR

( Theoban What of it, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 17:01, archived)

whinge student essay whinge someone help me whinge
3/10
( Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 17:05, archived)

*panders*

( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 17:05, archived)

I AM IMMUNE
unless you *really* like my shoes
( Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 17:06, archived)

I hate your shoes
but you still like me.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 17:07, archived)

Dude, I don't like you

( Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 17:08, archived)

If you wear them on your tits or fanny I would LOVE them

( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 17:07, archived)

The thalidomide necessitates it

( Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 17:09, archived)

Fucking dumbass twatty colleagues who hum, munch, chew and cunt their way through the day
4/10
( magnum, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 17:06, archived)

Are you a cattle farmer ?

( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 17:07, archived)