YEAH but my dad is THE IRON MAN and he'll just stand on your dad and squash him everywhere

( Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 17:09, archived)

My dad is Jesus
he'll feed your dad bread and fish until he FUCKING ASPLODES !
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 17:10, archived)

but my dad is MUHAMMED ALI!
Dance like a butterfly forget like a goldfish
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 17:11, archived)

Dance like an eppileptic
shake like a wet dog
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 17:11, archived)

You've seen me at the discoteque then

( Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 17:13, archived)

he said 'shake' not 'shag'

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 17:15, archived)

actually I think I do shag like a wet dog...hmmmm

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 17:18, archived)

Saves on lube

( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 17:19, archived)