JMG gets his DOLE delivered by GAZ
Tell me a lie Talk ! Prove you can do it better than QOTW !!!!
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 17:06, archived)

Jon Pertwee played mandolin on 'Strawberry Fields Forever'.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 17:07, archived)

He also played Sugar Kane in Some Like it Hot
( vladimir, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 17:22, archived)

JMG's head is so shiny that magpies try and steal him

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 17:07, archived)

My dad is in the IRA and he'll bomb YOUR MUM

( Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 17:07, archived)

In a HONDA ACCORD

( Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 17:07, archived)

The IRA are actually all Leopards who were taught to talk and walk upright by Shane MacGowan in 1962

( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 17:08, archived)

By dad is Muhammed Ali and he's double hard and he'll get your dad in the boxing ring and be all like "WHERE AM I? I WANT PUDDING."

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 17:09, archived)

YEAH but my dad is THE IRON MAN and he'll just stand on your dad and squash him everywhere

( Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 17:09, archived)

My dad is Jesus
he'll feed your dad bread and fish until he FUCKING ASPLODES !
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 17:10, archived)

but my dad is MUHAMMED ALI!
Dance like a butterfly forget like a goldfish
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 17:11, archived)

Dance like an eppileptic
shake like a wet dog
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 17:11, archived)

You've seen me at the discoteque then

( Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 17:13, archived)

he said 'shake' not 'shag'

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 17:15, archived)

actually I think I do shag like a wet dog...hmmmm

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 17:18, archived)

Saves on lube

( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 17:19, archived)

I was an army medic.

( thealternativefact, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 17:08, archived)

That's nothing
I was in the shit in Afghanistan and then I walked to the south pole.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 17:11, archived)

Did you need a visa for that?

( thealternativefact, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 17:16, archived)

Evrywon luvs mii

(King Baby Duck more than a ceiling, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 17:09, archived)

I am Simon Pegg

( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 17:09, archived)

nah nah nah nah nah,
nah nah,
nah
nah
nah.
(King Baby Duck more than a ceiling, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 17:10, archived)

Alright then
I'm actually James Corden
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 17:11, archived)

Phwoar.
Run or change the lie.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 17:11, archived)

*jiggles belly suggestively*
*flaunts complete lack of talent on national TV*
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 17:12, archived)

I can't help it. The boy would be thin once I'd finished with him.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 17:13, archived)

Would you fuck some talent and humility into him ?

( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 17:13, archived)

I haven't got a nozzle, you'd have to do that bit.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 17:15, archived)

I don't want an ice cream.
Not at all.
( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 17:10, archived)

I'll "ice cream" you in a minute my lad !

( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 17:12, archived)

This is Moohalaa's business card
Right here
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 17:11, archived)

I thought it was this...
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 17:12, archived)

hahaha

( Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 17:14, archived)

I'm resigning tomorrow because my skill set will be clearly recognised by any new employers
so I won't have a problem getting a new job.
( magnum, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 17:12, archived)

Newspaper Delivery is pretty much universal.
;D
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 17:14, archived)

It would be more enjoyable than this

( magnum, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 17:15, archived)

DOG GROOMING?!?!?

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 17:17, archived)

I'm actually quite nice really
who doesn't fly off the handle at any given time of day. I'm also quiet, tidy and lady like.
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 17:13, archived)

Really ?
I heard you take it up the wrong un off dogs ?
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 17:15, archived)

Ok that's just too big a lie!
I've never seen 24 hours go by where I haven't seen a facebook update saying "RAAAAAR TARA ANGRY!!! TARA SMASH!"
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 17:16, archived)