I never start new threads.

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 17:15, archived)

PUFF!

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 2 Jun 2009, 17:16, archived)

Let's all riot.

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 2 Jun 2009, 17:16, archived)

*smashes someones face in for wearing a scarf in June*

( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 17:16, archived)

I'd like to get a few of you people in headlocks.
Whilst doing kung-fu on some of the others.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 2 Jun 2009, 17:17, archived)

Yiz cannat get ays in a headlock HOW MAN
I am that bastard hard I would brek yiz fucken dole and that.
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 17:18, archived)

YOU FACKIN SLAAAAAAAAAAAAHG!
Erm.. YOU SLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHG!
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 2 Jun 2009, 17:23, archived)

SHAT TIT YEW FAHKIN KHAAAAAAAANT
DO YOU WONT ME TER GIT ME FAHKIN SHOOOTER AHT ? IS THAT WHATCHEW WANT SUNSHINE ? COZ I FAHKIN WILL IF YOU DONT STOP GIVIN IT ALL THAT ! *makes teapot shape*
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 17:25, archived)

and you have manly, muscular thighs
on which sit a mightily impressive member.
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 17:16, archived)

I might take you off my friend list
because the friend list thing just says

baldmonkey posted on the talk board
baldmonkey posted on the talk board
baldmonkey posted on the talk board
baldmonkey posted on the talk board
baldmonkey posted on the talk board
baldmonkey posted on the talk board

it's shit anyway.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 17:17, archived)

"baldmonkey kicked a tramp"
"baldmonkey did a wee"
"baldmonkey changed his underwear"
"baldmonkey fell asleep"
"baldmonkey is crying"
"baldmonkey accidentally broke a toaster"
"baldmonkey is rocking gently back and forth and thinking about Little House on the Prairie"
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 17:18, archived)

I only use it too see who bothers clicking on any post of mine that makes the popular page,
no one really does.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 17:20, archived)

YOU CAD SIR !

( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 17:20, archived)

I know,
such an egotist.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 17:22, archived)

Yeah.
I emptied mine apart from two people for the same reason.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 17:29, archived)

you've got dogarms

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 17:17, archived)