I'd like to get a few of you people in headlocks.
Whilst doing kung-fu on some of the others.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 2 Jun 2009, 17:17, archived)

Yiz cannat get ays in a headlock HOW MAN
I am that bastard hard I would brek yiz fucken dole and that.
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 17:18, archived)

YOU FACKIN SLAAAAAAAAAAAAHG!
Erm.. YOU SLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHG!
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 2 Jun 2009, 17:23, archived)

SHAT TIT YEW FAHKIN KHAAAAAAAANT
DO YOU WONT ME TER GIT ME FAHKIN SHOOOTER AHT ? IS THAT WHATCHEW WANT SUNSHINE ? COZ I FAHKIN WILL IF YOU DONT STOP GIVIN IT ALL THAT ! *makes teapot shape*
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 17:25, archived)