I'd just dress like a girl wearing men's clothing.

( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 2 Jun 2009, 20:10, archived)

One with a cock?

( Druid, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 20:12, archived)

No Druid. No cocks.
No JPEGs either.
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 20:13, archived)