I would choose Noah's wife from the bible.
I'd adultery her behind Noah's back, so that the whole human race would be descended from my faulty gene stock.
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then you'd be your own
great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great grandfather

if they weren't charactors from a popular book
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