Enough of that nonsense
Xmal Deutschland was fronted by the deliciously mental Anja Huwe.

Who would you do from a bygone era?
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 21:02, archived)

Felicity Kendal.

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 21:03, archived)

Audrey Hepburn
Without a doubt
If I had to pick a man it would be Marlon Brando
( Mrs Sp@m, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 21:04, archived)

he's so yummy
artfiles.art.com/images/-/Marlon-Brando---A-Streetcar-Named-Desire-Photograph-C12149227.jpeg
( Mrs Sp@m, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 21:04, archived)

YUMMIER
( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 21:05, archived)

COR!
Tache's don't usually do it for me but he's different.
( Mrs Sp@m, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 21:06, archived)

Oh yes.
Phwooooaar
( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 21:09, archived)

phwoar!

( Mrs Sp@m, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 21:11, archived)

He had wooden teeth
and his breath stank so badly that that's why you get that grimace from Scarlett O Hara when he sucks her face in Gone With The Wind
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 21:08, archived)

Have you been going back in time and snogging dead stars again ?

( Mrs Sp@m, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 21:08, archived)

You always ruin everything:(((

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 21:09, archived)

yes, he had halitotis

( (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 21:15, archived)

She looks rather scary
I can't think of anyone I'd do from a bygone era but my tastes in men seem to be ageing faster than I am.
( Fluzzy namby-pamby pudding and pie, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 21:04, archived)

i'd wear a pocket-watch
and some kind of hat

ed: i read who as what
( (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 21:04, archived)

My Fossil watch
has interchangeable straps. I'm tempted to see if they've got a pocket fob thing for it instead.
( CowJam, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 21:07, archived)

what is fossil watch?
also i made you this once
www.b3tards.com/u/23925b16ee60d4243068/cowjam.jpg
( (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 21:10, archived)

Clark Gable.
Oh yes.
( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 21:05, archived)

Jesus

( scott,, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 21:05, archived)

baldmonkey is right
And I'm in a lot of pain from my hip. I think I've turned old )c:
( CowJam, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 21:06, archived)

Myself dressed as a girl.
Assuming the current version of me was located in the future. Or something. I've not really thought this through, have I. And that would probably count as incest anyway. Bollocks.

If my vote hasn't been spoiled I'm going for Debbie Harry circa 1978 and/or Elvis circa 1955.
(WANKERTRON you say "prick", I say "wanker", Tue 2 Jun 2009, 21:07, archived)

Farah Fawcett
twice
( Captain Tripps is your taxloss lover from Liverpool, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 21:08, archived)

I would choose Noah's wife from the bible.
I'd adultery her behind Noah's back, so that the whole human race would be descended from my faulty gene stock.
( Pope Shax XIII uses Visio for picture editing, does it show?, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 21:09, archived)

then you'd be your own
great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great grandfather

if they weren't charactors from a popular book
( Captain Tripps is your taxloss lover from Liverpool, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 21:18, archived)

I'd also shove my cock in Mary Antoinette's gaping neck wound
and fill her lungs full of cock-batter so that she looks like an overfilled Tunnock's Teacake
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 21:09, archived)

Kim Novak, actress in the 50's
Or Mary Pickford, Lilian Gish or many of the silent starlets.
Not Clara Bow, though. She leaves me meh.
( setimret likes his metaphors mixed, not stirred, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 21:09, archived)

Brian Keith

( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 21:10, archived)

petra verkaik

( Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 21:22, archived)