Ah thankfully we don't have cubes here
I have the best seat in the office. Monitor facing the window so no fucker can catch me on the internet and a perfect view of who's coming up to see me so I can get aforementioned unrelated work stuff off my screen.

'tis all the aceness...
( Benny Tied To A Tree As much use as Anne Frank's drumkit, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 18:42, archived)