Grrrrr
Found out today that the bird I've spent months training in my team (of me and her) is now moving to another team. I'll now have to train up some other person which'll take another 6 months and I'll be wokring 14 hour days again to try and catch up.

/been dropped right in the shit at work blog
( Benny Tied To A Tree As much use as Anne Frank's drumkit, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 18:24, archived)

your problem is
that you did not use enough rohypnol

schoolboy error
(t3d on FTLFM now http://83.149.101.8:8070/listen.pls, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 18:26, archived)

This is probably true
The next one shall be drugged up the eye balls. And she won't even need to use her eyes because I shall be gluing them shut with my bollock batter...
( Benny Tied To A Tree As much use as Anne Frank's drumkit, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 18:28, archived)

bollock batter
there is none greater
(t3d on FTLFM now http://83.149.101.8:8070/listen.pls, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 18:29, archived)

Fanny batter
you gay:)
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 18:32, archived)

still way out of your league bitch
But, I would like to see Benny trying the fanny batter approach
(t3d on FTLFM now http://83.149.101.8:8070/listen.pls, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 18:36, archived)

I'll go and
collect some from the dungeon later tonight...the ladies are due a servicing...
( Benny Tied To A Tree As much use as Anne Frank's drumkit, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 18:39, archived)

I got rid of my temp today
The old cunt... apparently though the temp agency dont take it well when you ask for 'a little blonde replacement please'
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 18:26, archived)

you may be in need of my suggestion above
though I am sure you have your own stock anyway
(t3d on FTLFM now http://83.149.101.8:8070/listen.pls, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 18:27, archived)

That's just not on is it.
Fortunately I'll be sitting in on the interviews. I shall be working with a fit bird soon enough!
( Benny Tied To A Tree As much use as Anne Frank's drumkit, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 18:27, archived)

Interview?
God we just take what we get.... fortunatly we recently got one with a cracking arse... its amazing how ive suddenly moved my filing onto the floor...
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 18:30, archived)

Yes you work for the council
so you're going to get given rejects from everywhere else - we get a good choice to choose from...because we're great...
( Benny Tied To A Tree As much use as Anne Frank's drumkit, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 18:37, archived)

I'll give you the number
of the temp agency we use. They have not let me down yet.
( Lonewolf - O R'lyeh? Ya R'lyeh!, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 18:39, archived)

*sympathises*
even though I think you're bad :P
( Jadeviper was still alive on, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 18:32, archived)

Apparently he spluffs before its even inside

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 18:32, archived)

That's a sign of appreciation

( Benny Tied To A Tree As much use as Anne Frank's drumkit, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 18:34, archived)

zactly
a fitting homage to the power of womanhood
( Jadeviper was still alive on, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 18:35, archived)

Exactly...
*spluffs thinking about you*
( Benny Tied To A Tree As much use as Anne Frank's drumkit, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 18:43, archived)

quite bloody right too

( Jadeviper was still alive on, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 18:45, archived)

that's not always a bad thing
and it just means he'll last longer next time
( Jadeviper was still alive on, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 18:35, archived)

gosh
your such a conformist !
( connor, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 18:35, archived)

What about my such a conformist?

( Benny Tied To A Tree As much use as Anne Frank's drumkit, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 18:38, archived)

i have just been thinking about the
episode of soutpark where stan becomes and emo kid

all the emo kids say "your such a conformist"

and also the movie 'office space', where people work in horrible cubicled offices
( connor, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 18:40, archived)

Ah thankfully we don't have cubes here
I have the best seat in the office. Monitor facing the window so no fucker can catch me on the internet and a perfect view of who's coming up to see me so I can get aforementioned unrelated work stuff off my screen.

'tis all the aceness...
( Benny Tied To A Tree As much use as Anne Frank's drumkit, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 18:42, archived)