I like the way he gets in the jokes about being fat first.
Like Eminem in the finale of 8 mile.
( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 23:56, archived)

I AM DOLE I AM A FUCKING BUM
I DO LIVE IN A TRAILER WITH MY MUM
I DO REPEAT MYSELF ALL OF THE TIME
YOU CAN'T LOOK DIRECTLY AT MY HEAD CAUSE OF THE SHINE.
( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 23:58, archived)

I can't call you blue name anymore.
*shakes fist at you*
( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 0:00, archived)

k blue name.

( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 0:03, archived)

I wrote mike woz ere is a cunt plus other insults in my profile.

( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 0:04, archived)

lololol
( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 0:04, archived)

*spuffs in your drink*

( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 0:07, archived)

Haha, sweet Christ this is good.

( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Wed 3 Jun 2009, 0:01, archived)