More girls should wear 70s cat suits.

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 0:14, archived)

cat pug
( ArthurTheRat, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 0:15, archived)

As long as they are still alive I'd have right Broom-On

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 0:16, archived)

Most cat suits are a shit to get into.
And odds are you'll need to go the toilet as soon as you get it done up.
(misusscompiler No cornflakes? No eyes? No problem !, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 0:17, archived)

guff guff guff guff beeeeeeak

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 0:19, archived)

Oh dear, Donkey Gums is broken

(misusscompiler No cornflakes? No eyes? No problem !, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 0:20, archived)

borp borp borp

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 0:22, archived)

quick flog him on ebay

(Mehitabel_Itrang, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 0:23, archived)

99p starting bid?

(misusscompiler No cornflakes? No eyes? No problem !, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 0:24, archived)

Divide by 9 and you're there.

( Druid, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 0:26, archived)

IF YOU WERE A SOCK I'D LOOSE YOU IN THE TUMBLE DRYER.

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 0:27, archived)

If I were a sock, I'd be crusty and stuffed under your mattress.

( Druid, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 0:31, archived)

That's the reason you were washed in the first place. SEXUAL BUILDUP

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 0:32, archived)