Someone who wears sportswear regardless of the amount of sport they're participating in.
I know by this logic I've included PE teachers, but they're cunts too.

I never call people chavs, it's much more fun to call them peasants or serfs.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 8:46, archived)

I CALL THEM MY MINIONS OF DOOM.

( sleepybinky, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 8:50, archived)

Your minions of doom are right bell ends, binky.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 8:50, archived)

THEY WILL SILENCE YOU.

( sleepybinky, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 9:03, archived)

Pfft, as if.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 9:09, archived)

Does this include skate shoes?
Edit: also I find that "peons" goes down quite well.
( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 9:14, archived)

No, because then I'd be one.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 9:14, archived)

:D
Good morning captain, how are you? Did you get some sleep last night?
( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 9:16, archived)

I did, ta.
I'm...ok. I want a new job before I need a new job.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 9:20, archived)

:(
I'd hook you up with some agencies but I don't know your skillset, being lovely isn't specific enough apparently...
( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 9:23, archived)