have a dumb question
What's a "Chav"?
(Dog Biscuit Boy MY AMERICAN BARF IS TASTIER,THAN YOURS., Wed 3 Jun 2009, 8:40, archived)

One of those
*points*
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 8:41, archived)

I hope your not pointing at me !

( Mrs Sp@m, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 8:42, archived)

What, me?
Noooooooo.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 8:43, archived)

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chav
( Mrs Sp@m, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 8:41, archived)

ahh so its our equivelent of a "Wigger"
(Dog Biscuit Boy MY AMERICAN BARF IS TASTIER,THAN YOURS., Wed 3 Jun 2009, 8:44, archived)

Not quite but close.
verymaladjusted.files.wordpress.com/2009/01/chav2.jpg

Pretty good example ^
( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 8:46, archived)

The middle class snob in me clicked that picture off in utter disgust.

( Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 8:53, archived)

The upper class snob in me dispairs of society.

( Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 8:53, archived)

The lower class snob in me has a sore neck.

( Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 8:53, archived)

What about the penis in you?

( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 9:18, archived)

He's saying, "Cor... stinks of shit in here"

( Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 9:42, archived)

what about the middle class in you?

( Mrs Sp@m, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 9:06, archived)

He's saying, "open your eyes and look at the previous post you doddering baffoon"

( Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 9:09, archived)

Does it also despair
of your spelling?
(Bazongaloid, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 9:09, archived)

It's all the inbreeding.

( Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 9:38, archived)

*sadface*
Just look at the neon shirt...
( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 8:57, archived)

i struggle to see any thing wrong with that picture, just some young lads out raving, so what

( mongychops, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 9:02, archived)

if you could see their feet,
you'd see that they are trampling all over some poor fella's bivvy
( manolith hooray for me, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 9:06, archived)

nightclubs are no place to errect a bivvy

( mongychops, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 9:32, archived)

they dragged it there from a peaceful riverbank
just to trample on it
( manolith hooray for me, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 9:35, archived)

probably a tfg bivvy, they are really a pile of shit, why anyone buys them i'll never know
matt hayes should be ashamed to put his name on that product
( mongychops, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 9:37, archived)

*nods blankly*
uh-huh
( manolith hooray for me, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 9:44, archived)

Their dress sense is *terrible*,
that makes them terrible people.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 10:01, archived)

That lot really like their burberry.

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 9:53, archived)

gods no
nothing so imaginative

a spide is scum in sports casual, with a fistful of soveregein rings, a bottle of bucky and a bumfluff moustache
( VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 8:47, archived)

No, that's someone in the fake hair trade.

( Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 8:47, archived)

Get with it, yo.

( Cae1, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 9:26, archived)

fo' sheezey

( manolith hooray for me, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 9:26, archived)

Yo' got my approval dawg.

( Cae1, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 9:36, archived)

f'snizzle rider

( Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 9:39, archived)

I can't have sex with your personality,
And I can't put my penis in your college degree,
And I can't shove my fist in your childhood dreams,
So why're you sharing all this information with me?
( Cae1, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 9:42, archived)

Different_Maybe

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 8:42, archived)

a spide

( VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 8:42, archived)

It's basically a Kev.
You know, a townie.
( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 8:42, archived)

to us, kev always meant someone with a kevved-up car (usually an escort or crappy little peugeot or similar).
chavs don't necessarily have cars.
( sleepybinky, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 8:48, archived)

Some of the ones round my way have got those tiny little motorbikes.
They get told off by the police for zooming up and down the pavement and trying to knock old people into a main road.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 8:49, archived)

monkeybikes!

( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 9:36, archived)

ikes eer

mmm, cool and crisp
( manolith hooray for me, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 9:38, archived)

a small forest dwelling animal on the cook islands, their distinct mating call of 'giv us a fag' marks them out as unique

( mongychops, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 8:43, archived)

oyliekgizafegweelaud erllnakyerbaleexinliek

( VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 8:44, archived)

i think this thread may suit
www.b3ta.com/calendar/event/19822
( mongychops, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 8:47, archived)

I would but I,m going to the dogs that night
I have no idea what I'm supposed to do when I get there but I'll be bringing lube and biscuits just in case
( VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 8:50, archived)

Council House And Violent

( Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 8:46, archived)

Compulsory Hysterectomies And Vasectomies
in a perfect world, anyway.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 8:51, archived)

facist

(PsychoChomp, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 9:33, archived)

backronym

( turb0t, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 9:01, archived)

No, you back your own nym.

( Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 9:03, archived)

Someone who wears sportswear regardless of the amount of sport they're participating in.
I know by this logic I've included PE teachers, but they're cunts too.

I never call people chavs, it's much more fun to call them peasants or serfs.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 8:46, archived)

I CALL THEM MY MINIONS OF DOOM.

( sleepybinky, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 8:50, archived)

Your minions of doom are right bell ends, binky.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 8:50, archived)

THEY WILL SILENCE YOU.

( sleepybinky, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 9:03, archived)

Pfft, as if.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 9:09, archived)

Does this include skate shoes?
Edit: also I find that "peons" goes down quite well.
( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 9:14, archived)

No, because then I'd be one.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 9:14, archived)

:D
Good morning captain, how are you? Did you get some sleep last night?
( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 9:16, archived)

I did, ta.
I'm...ok. I want a new job before I need a new job.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 9:20, archived)

:(
I'd hook you up with some agencies but I don't know your skillset, being lovely isn't specific enough apparently...
( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 9:23, archived)

It's a ned
A townie
A pikey

Y'know
( Theoban What of it, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 8:53, archived)

someone who lives here:
www.chavenage.com/
( manolith hooray for me, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 9:05, archived)

I see from the e3 trailer stuff that Beatles: Rock Band supports multiple microphones
for harmonies. This pleases me greatly.
( FoldsFive, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 9:08, archived)

yeah, up to 6 people in a band now
i've been trying to keep abreast of the e3 stuff but yesterday afternoon was frittered away at the beach so i missed some important information!
( manolith hooray for me, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 9:10, archived)

SHUT UP

( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 9:13, archived)

OH HAI BLUE STAR
i went to the beach yesterday because it's only about 10 minutes from my house, y'know. it was very sunny and nice. i saw a man throwing his dog in the sea.
( manolith hooray for me, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 9:17, archived)

Was it tied to a brick?

(Bazongaloid, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 9:17, archived)

it was not
it was the entirely wholesome form dog-sea-throwing
( manolith hooray for me, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 9:21, archived)

Did he stand there for a few moments afterwards holding a stick and looking confused?

( FoldsFive, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 9:18, archived)

Haha

( broadsword, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 9:19, archived)

ahaha, that would have been excellent
but the reality was pretty cool too, he just kept picking it up by the front legs and swinging it into the sea. the dog loved it.
( manolith hooray for me, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 9:20, archived)

there was a photo of someone doing that on the beach I live by in the national press calling the bloke a monster etc.
turns out the dog just loves being thrown into the sea.
( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 9:23, archived)

yeah, there were some concerned bystanders
but the dog kept swimming back to him and wagging his tail

he was begging for it, the slag
( manolith hooray for me, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 9:24, archived)

Our dog used to love running at the sea, but would then become scared and confused if it ever actually went in.

(Bazongaloid, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 9:26, archived)

dogs are fun
it makes me laugh when they try to bite a stream of water
( manolith hooray for me, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 9:27, archived)

Poor, anti-achievement hedonistic youths,
whose only aspiration is to live a celebrity lifestyle without doing anything to get it other than dressing like a "gangsta" and acting like they own the place.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 9:59, archived)