Sharks can be cuddled like dolphins, say scientists
+ who have never seen the film Jaws.
( Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Wed 3 Jun 2009, 10:39, archived)

Their skin is like sandpaper
in fact, shark skin was used as an early form of sandpaper.
( turb0t, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 10:41, archived)

Not all of them.
Some are smooth skinned, some are sandpapery.
( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 10:45, archived)

That would be the smooth skined sharks.
Also, not all sharks have heads that are shaped like hammers, but they are shit at bashing in nails.
( turb0t, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 10:50, archived)

So shark skin toilet paper wouldn't be much good then?

( Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Wed 3 Jun 2009, 10:45, archived)

This stuff is better for that
( turb0t, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 10:48, archived)