I'd like to see the headline
"SHARKS CAN BE FUCKED LIKE SHEEP SAYS MENTAL PATIENT"
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 10:39, archived)

You wouldn't need velcro gloves
that's for sure.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 11:02, archived)