I've got the first ever Simpsons comic which is worth a few bob now, fuck knows where it is though.

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 10:56, archived)

I used the first ever copy of Superman to wipe my arse on.
I gave the soiled item to my next door neighbour's little girl who ate it.
( Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Wed 3 Jun 2009, 11:05, archived)

I've got a lot of very early Viz comics
I bet they are worth sixty or seventy pence each now.
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 11:19, archived)