Get me to a homebase
and I could take down an elephant,
I'm a modern day McGuyver.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 11:51, archived)

Here's a rubber band and the innards of a broken calculator.
Get yourself to Homebase.
(MooCow_Byter, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 12:24, archived)

Homebase is shit
in their HQ, they had a competition inviting staff to give a name to the new canteen, which had been moved to the -1 floor of one of their HQ buildings (Carew House).
The winning name was "Base-ment". How shit is that.
( turb0t, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 12:28, archived)