I could totally twat a terrapin with my trousers

( broadsword, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 11:56, archived)

Would you want to eat it though?

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 11:59, archived)

Fuck yes
two terrapins in tortilla with tuna & tomato. Tasty!
( broadsword, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 12:03, archived)

I'm sure i could take out a bear's eye with a flick from a wet towel..

(likeajackhammer, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 12:00, archived)