You'd have to catch it first.
My methods wouldn't require such exertion.
( L-Space - scientia sapientes vocat., Wed 3 Jun 2009, 12:01, archived)

no you wouldn't.
this is where the patience comes in. Just pump the seas dry one by one. Statisically you'd have to get one eventually ;)
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 12:04, archived)

Statistically, if you're patient enough
you could just stand in a forest with your hand outstretched and wait for a dead bird to fall into it. You might get hungry waiting though.
( L-Space - scientia sapientes vocat., Wed 3 Jun 2009, 12:09, archived)

ah, no-one specified we needed the food for survival
I thought it was just for shits and giggles. I'll have to reassess my methods....
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 12:11, archived)