i need a bit of a trim jammers,
my lustrous mane is making too many women swoon and it's become dangerous
( manolith hooray for me, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 13:02, archived)

You should keep away from the side of the roads for two reasons!
1) Women could faint at the wheel of on-coming vehicles.
2) Women drivers.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Wed 3 Jun 2009, 13:04, archived)

sage advice
i'll have to be ferried about everywhere in a fancy car with tinted windows from now on
for the good of the nation!
( manolith hooray for me, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 13:05, archived)

Another day of excellent advice.

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Wed 3 Jun 2009, 13:06, archived)

*firm handshake*

( manolith hooray for me, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 13:13, archived)