The problem i face is that I'm a bit of a dark skinned hairy type (not back or shoulders thankfully)
If i was to shave my crotch then it would accentuate the other areas, I would probably have to go for the whole body shave. This would not be a good look
( Gooch Is neither here nor there, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 13:13, archived)

Pleeeease don't.
I know I love hairy chaps, but still, it's not just me and I was right with what I said before.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 13:19, archived)