Except he's dying.
Pancreatic cancer has a really shit survival rate.
( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 13:31, archived)

"Pancreatic" is an anagram of "A Cancer Tip"

(__, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 13:32, archived)

Well done, Friz.
Tomorrow: numbers.
( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 13:33, archived)

One of the most painful too, isn't it?

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 13:33, archived)

Yer, so I hear.
Animals are usually put down straight away with it, haven't seen any in end stage.
( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 13:34, archived)

I've heard bollock cancer doesn't make you think all your birthdays have come at once.

( Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Wed 3 Jun 2009, 13:36, archived)

i've heard the constant feeling of drowning and the acute pain of lung cancer is thrilling, same it doesn't last long

( mongychops, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 13:40, archived)