At least you didn't have to spend 90 minutes on a train with him.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 13:52, archived)

I did have to spend an extra night at the first HB bash I went to listening to him.
At least Mooey and Easty were there.
( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 13:53, archived)

He has been to every one.
Must be around 10 now.
( Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Wed 3 Jun 2009, 14:16, archived)

please mr hoodbutter sir
can me and esme tie him up somewhere and forget about him next time? please, please? *flutters eyelashes*
( Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 14:19, archived)

Welllllllllllll....
OK
( Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Wed 3 Jun 2009, 14:21, archived)

*win*

( Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 14:22, archived)

Yay!

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 14:24, archived)