Can you lot take piston_broke back from QOTW/OT please?
his dullness is bringing me down
(The Stalker's Stalker For all your stalking needs, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 13:45, archived)

Haha, no.
Ye encouraged him, tough shit.
( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 13:46, archived)

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
no
(King Baby Duck more than a ceiling, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 13:46, archived)

I must meet him at some point.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 13:46, archived)

You will be sorry.

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 13:46, archived)

I know, but still, I'm curious.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 13:47, archived)

This,
don't bother, honestly.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 13:49, archived)

Everyone defends him until they meet the dull prick.
Then they agree.

HAS ANYONE SEEN MY DRUGS?
( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 13:49, archived)

At least you didn't have to spend 90 minutes on a train with him.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 13:52, archived)

I did have to spend an extra night at the first HB bash I went to listening to him.
At least Mooey and Easty were there.
( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 13:53, archived)

He has been to every one.
Must be around 10 now.
( Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Wed 3 Jun 2009, 14:16, archived)

please mr hoodbutter sir
can me and esme tie him up somewhere and forget about him next time? please, please? *flutters eyelashes*
( Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 14:19, archived)

Welllllllllllll....
OK
( Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Wed 3 Jun 2009, 14:21, archived)

*win*

( Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 14:22, archived)

Yay!

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 14:24, archived)

really.
dont.. i thought all the ragging was slightly unfair until i met him. he is lucky the hoodbutters didnt have any rope.
( Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 13:53, archived)

SEE.

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 13:53, archived)

I might have to at some point, if I come and bother you all at a /talky bash.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 13:57, archived)

By all means.
I was thinking of having a girly picnic type bash at some stage.
( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 13:58, archived)

Oh now that does sound lovely.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 13:59, archived)

Where do you live?

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 13:59, archived)

Buckinghamshire.
Just to the left of London if you're looking at a map.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 14:00, archived)

Left?
LEFT?
(PsychoChomp, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 14:03, archived)

If you're looking at a map.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 14:08, archived)

LEFT??????

(PsychoChomp, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 14:09, archived)

Do I have to glove puppet you?

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 14:11, archived)

do you want to?

( Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 14:13, archived)

Will there be hair braiding and ribbons and kittens?

(Bazongaloid, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 14:00, archived)

YES

( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 14:00, archived)

I'll consider it.
Thing is, I'm such a massive misogynist...
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 14:12, archived)

I can't wait.

( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 14:18, archived)

WANT IN.

( sleepybinky, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 14:24, archived)

p.s. i live in devon, make it easy

( sleepybinky, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 14:28, archived)

See I sort of feel sorry for him
but then see these sort of comments, as he's pretty much the only b3tan people have met and still have a go at them. Even the trolls and the wierdos usually get defended post-bash visit.
( magnum, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 14:02, archived)

get out of here STALKER!

( well, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 13:46, archived)

I said come in,
don't just stand there.
( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 14:22, archived)

Ha.

( rosie posie tingly bongly, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 13:46, archived)

We spent several years trying to get rid of him.
You think we want him back?
( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 13:47, archived)

you're going to have to sweeten the pot a whole bunch if you want us to take that deal

( Lightguy hail satan, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 13:48, archived)

I'd swap him for baldmonkey.

( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 13:48, archived)

I'd rather have boring
than shit
(Bazongaloid, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 13:50, archived)

Exactly.
baldmonkey's posts are actually a waste of time to look at or read. At least other shit cunts use actual words.
( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 13:52, archived)

what'll it take
I'm willing to invest quite heavily
(The Stalker's Stalker For all your stalking needs, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 13:50, archived)

a brand new honda accord for every single /talker

( Lightguy hail satan, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 13:55, archived)

*ponders*
almost worth it
(The Stalker's Stalker For all your stalking needs, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 13:55, archived)

There isn't enough power in the world
to create that amount of justice.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 13:56, archived)

Shut up and fuck off.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 13:48, archived)

how about
you shut up and fuck off?
(The Stalker's Stalker For all your stalking needs, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 13:50, archived)

Oh, ZING

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 13:50, archived)

thought you'd like that one
;-)
(The Stalker's Stalker For all your stalking needs, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 13:51, archived)

Faultless retort.

( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 13:51, archived)

I was here first.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 13:52, archived)

Shut up and fuck off.

( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 13:52, archived)

Oh you cunt.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 13:53, archived)

THERE CAN BE ONLY id=1

( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 13:53, archived)

shut up and fuck off


and it's me, if we're playing by those rules
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 13:55, archived)

There are 9840 people left

( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 13:56, archived)

I'm one of them,
but I've been beaten by 300 :(
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Wed 3 Jun 2009, 14:16, archived)

muahahaa

( Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 14:20, archived)

hello!
everyone should stay and be lovely!
( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 14:24, archived)

bastard :D
ello gobbo :D
( Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 14:28, archived)

shut up and fuck off.
:P
( Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 13:57, archived)

Shut the fuck up and fuck the fucking fuck off, you cunt.

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 13:58, archived)

hello you pisshead irish harridan.
:D
( Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 14:01, archived)

Oh hai lovely Azzy Wazzy Woo.

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 14:05, archived)

I think you might have missed the rules of this game, Irish ;)

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 14:20, archived)

see below ;)

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 14:19, archived)

what's the got to do with it?

(The Stalker's Stalker For all your stalking needs, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 13:52, archived)

well, if we are being like that,.
shut up and fuck off.
( Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 13:54, archived)

Quick QUICK!! TELL BADGER!

( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 13:56, archived)

oh, cock.
usurped.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 13:56, archived)

EVERYONE STAY AND HAVE A CUDDLE

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 14:24, archived)

Shut up and fuck off,
only Spacefish can defeat me.
( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 14:24, archived)

:(
i wanted things to be nice.
i have cancer you know.
( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 14:25, archived)

yeah but you probably deserve it.

( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 14:30, archived)

Yeah, good stuff.

( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Wed 3 Jun 2009, 13:52, archived)

You might as well stay here
you've pretty much nailed down the ethos and also reached the intellectual zenith of this place ;)
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 13:53, archived)

you're a very negative person

(Bazongaloid, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 13:51, archived)

bingo bango
www.b3ta.com/calendar/event/19822
( mongychops, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 13:48, archived)

wait til we send you Wormulus, then you'll be mad

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 13:49, archived)

He has been absent, which is good.

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 13:50, archived)

not very noteworthy though

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 13:51, archived)

Indeed.

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 13:51, archived)

wormulus
has been over there quite a lot

he is mildly interesting in comparison
(The Stalker's Stalker For all your stalking needs, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 13:51, archived)

Do everything you can to keep him.

( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 13:52, archived)

I will if you take back piston_broke

(The Stalker's Stalker For all your stalking needs, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 13:54, archived)

I can't promise that.

( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 13:57, archived)

I think the place is worse without him

( Gooch Is neither here nor there, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 13:59, archived)

this could be the closest he has ever come to sex
www.b3ta.com/questions/unexpectednudity/post437953

note comedy fiance reference..
( Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 13:52, archived)

Argh his dullness make my brain cry:(

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 13:54, archived)

Oh for fucks sake...
Please do not tell me he lives in the same town as me.
(King Baby Duck more than a ceiling, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 13:55, archived)

more to the point
dont tell him.
( Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 13:57, archived)

This.
Next time Az, I'm bringing rope.
( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 14:00, archived)

*GLEE*

( Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 14:05, archived)

he even admits that it took him a week to make up a story
ridiculous
( manolith hooray for me, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 14:00, archived)

You poor bugger :)
Aaaaaand no, you can have him ;)
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 13:54, archived)

Speaking of cunt landlords:
www.fmylife.com/money/2398327
( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 13:56, archived)

It's life Jim, but not as we know it.

( Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Wed 3 Jun 2009, 14:15, archived)

Haha
Shame.
( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 14:16, archived)

you think that's bad,
i found out i have cancer today.
( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 14:23, archived)