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How did you know that I'm fat?
Are you somehow watching me?
(Fartmonger, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 16:15, archived)

Fat is a state of mind.

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 16:15, archived)

Why are you putting full stops in the subject bar, you fucking spastic?

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 16:17, archived)

(_)_)----D
Better?
(Fartmonger, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 16:19, archived)