Renga session
Renga works like this. First someone posts a poem with verses of 5-7-5 syllables. The next person responds with 7-7

Here's my opening haiku

Moses was a man
God was his inspiration
What then, was the bush?
(Fartmonger, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 16:09, archived)

Shut up and fuck off.
You are a dull spastic cunt.
I hope that you die.
( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 16:09, archived)

This is fucking marvellous.
Perfect response to this shit.
( thealternativefact, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 16:12, archived)

There, 7-7
What now?
( thealternativefact, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 16:12, archived)

.
Another 5-7-5
(Fartmonger, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 16:13, archived)

WILL IT NEVER END?

( thealternativefact, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 16:14, archived)

That wasn't...
...7-7
(Fartmonger, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 16:12, archived)

You think I actually read any of your shit post?

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 16:12, archived)

Thats 5-7-5 again, so its wrong
Bloody good point though
( Gooch Is neither here nor there, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 16:12, archived)

Could we all stop hoping people die?
We've already seen what happens when everyone hopes SSG dies. Isn't that enough?
(MooCow_Byter, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 16:14, archived)

But he's a male b3tan.
/ac
( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 16:16, archived)

I predict this will end in tears.

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 16:10, archived)

Any minute now there will be virtual slamming of doors
And online weeping into pillows
( Theoban What of it, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 16:11, archived)

A lot of people don't seem to understand how eggs work.
/ac
( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 16:12, archived)

Lemon flavoured
/ac
( Theoban What of it, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 16:13, archived)

Kids are shit and make more noise and mess and cost MONEY.
/ac
( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 16:16, archived)

I'm good at haikus.
This retard is a fat cunt.
He should fuck off now.
( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 16:11, archived)

.
How did you know that I'm fat?
Are you somehow watching me?
(Fartmonger, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 16:15, archived)

Fat is a state of mind.

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 16:15, archived)

Why are you putting full stops in the subject bar, you fucking spastic?

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 16:17, archived)

(_)_)----D
Better?
(Fartmonger, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 16:19, archived)

Too complicated for this time of day
Although im certain other forum members will appreciate a thread of this type

Welcome!
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 16:11, archived)

nah, dull, bingo?
www.b3ta.com/calendar/event/19822
( mongychops, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 16:11, archived)

YAY.

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 16:13, archived)

poems?
What are you gay?
(PsychoChomp, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 16:11, archived)

Vagina vagina yay.
Red sea red sea, yuck yuck yuck.

Awww, shit I fucked it up, I can't count at all. NINJAED.
( TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 16:12, archived)

let me climb inside your clam
I think I can see a pearls
( valoukh newsgash.wordpress.com, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 16:15, archived)

a pearls what?
do fuck off.
( Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 16:24, archived)

OK let's give this a try
SCREEEEE!
SCREEEEE!
SCREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

How am I doing?
( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 16:12, archived)

How are your pronoucning SCREEEE?

( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Wed 3 Jun 2009, 16:13, archived)

Like this
S-C-R-E-E-E-E
( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 16:15, archived)

seven syllables... seven.
how to write a poem that short?
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Wed 3 Jun 2009, 16:12, archived)

He, stabbed in the eye
staggered wildly, arms flailing,
attacked with a fork
( Imhotep is Invisible - Consider this a divorce, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 16:13, archived)

The Honda Accord
Ultimate Justice Mobile
BEWARE, Ye Bullies!
( Imhotep is Invisible - Consider this a divorce, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 16:14, archived)

This is bad, even for /talk.

( Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Wed 3 Jun 2009, 16:13, archived)