Are you going to the USA to upset the fatties over there?
It's like missionary work.
( Major Turd for tonight only, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 16:16, archived)

The last time I was in the US I managed to shout "BROOK-LYN!" and was generally applauded by all.
I think this outshines anything any of our political leaders have achieved in recent state visits to the US.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Wed 3 Jun 2009, 16:17, archived)

we do need a good punching

( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 16:17, archived)