Who will look after the JMG online fanclub whilst you are gone!?

( Imhotep is Invisible - Consider this a divorce, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 16:17, archived)

I will. I will shave a baldy patch into my head and go on the dole.

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 16:19, archived)

I'm not leaving!
Internet is everywhere. I'm not going on holiday.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Wed 3 Jun 2009, 16:19, archived)

ahh, you've got a part-time job emptying bins at the airport
careful now, those dole snoops are everywhere
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 16:23, archived)

Well done, G!
You've tippled my expertly laid plans!
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Wed 3 Jun 2009, 16:25, archived)

Will we still be treated to mysterious hoodies and crushing judgements of chair-ridden wobblers?

( Imhotep is Invisible - Consider this a divorce, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 16:24, archived)

Of course!
I'm a 24/7 correctional officier of YES!
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Wed 3 Jun 2009, 16:25, archived)