also, I was consumed with the desire to set fire to all of my ex's junk that I still have
including her skis and bike
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 20:53, archived)

DO IT.

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 20:54, archived)

I'm above all that
she'll want them back eventually. And her fridge. Which I'm using.
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 20:54, archived)

How long has it been there?

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 20:56, archived)

2.7 yonks

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 20:57, archived)

OR
you could have sold them for profit.
( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 20:54, archived)

put it inside a trunk
and get drunk
( spacefish bong!, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 21:05, archived)