Are you a hoarder or thrower awayer?
I was a hoarder but I seem to be changing into manic minimalist I am so sick of crap lying around everywhere. If you are a hoarder where do you keep all your crap?
( Mrs Sp@m, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 20:51, archived)

Up Springy Sunshine's cavernous minge.

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 20:51, archived)

Fuck off, catlegs.
/ac
( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 20:52, archived)

You want me.

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 20:53, archived)

I want to mount your head on my wall.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 20:54, archived)

:(

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 20:54, archived)

I only horde useful things.
But that might be because I don't have room for the useless things.
( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 20:52, archived)

I hoard until I can't find something
then I bin it all. Now that the car's running, I cleaned out the garage of crap and dumped it all in the communal bins. Take THAT, used oil!
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 20:52, archived)

also, I was consumed with the desire to set fire to all of my ex's junk that I still have
including her skis and bike
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 20:53, archived)

DO IT.

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 20:54, archived)

I'm above all that
she'll want them back eventually. And her fridge. Which I'm using.
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 20:54, archived)

How long has it been there?

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 20:56, archived)

2.7 yonks

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 20:57, archived)

OR
you could have sold them for profit.
( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 20:54, archived)

put it inside a trunk
and get drunk
( spacefish bong!, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 21:05, archived)

i'm the same, i had quite a severe hoarding compulsion for ages
i'm now trying to get rid of it all, freecycle ftw. the house is STILL full of crud though :(
( spacefish bong!, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 20:53, archived)

i've just collected six months of work
get in!
( spacefish bong!, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 20:53, archived)

community service doesn't count

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 20:54, archived)

i got second prize in a beauty contest

( spacefish bong!, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 20:55, archived)

I've just got so sick of having to move tons of crap to get to a corner or having no-where to put new stuff.

( Mrs Sp@m, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 20:57, archived)

i got annoyed at how unnecessarily hard it had become to vacuum
it's alright now, but i do still wish that there were more things to do that don't require stuff (masturbation and world of warcraft are the choice of the interfatty for a reason, it would seem)
( spacefish bong!, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 21:01, archived)

I'm a buyer, then a give-a-wayer
Although the period between the 2 may be some years. Currently I've got 20 books on the "to read" shelf. I've got 3 more arriving tomorrow. Do I really need a book on the Victorian spiritualist movement? No, no I don't.
( magnum, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 20:54, archived)

Can I have three wayers please?
I've run out.
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 20:56, archived)

I think it's next some curds on my "nursery rhyme props" shelf.

( magnum, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 20:57, archived)

so Saddam DIDN'T kill them all!

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 20:58, archived)

i throw it all away.
except the little box of boyfriend things.
i should throw that too really.
( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 20:56, archived)

deep fry them and sell them to people going home from the pub

( spacefish bong!, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 20:57, archived)

it worked for Loretta Bobbit

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 21:03, archived)

hoarder
BUT anything that's not come out of a box in five years gets binned*

*er, not really. I sort through the box and anything that doesn't get a new home goes back in the box and I label it "bin in two years" and date it
( CowJam, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 21:00, archived)

Depends on the stuff.
I recently dumped a whole bunch of old computer bits, that were quite old.
( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 21:07, archived)