Your chances of getting with him were RUINED.

( Malchick, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 22:27, archived)

Teenage girl hormones went mental
and things got smashed that day.
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 22:28, archived)

Just like his face then.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 22:29, archived)

How is that any different to any other day in your life?

( Malchick, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 22:30, archived)

I'm no longer a teenager.
Just a thirty year old hormonal mess.
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 22:32, archived)

*hormone mental fives*

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 22:35, archived)