I must get out of these wet clothes
and in to a dry martini...
( Benny Tied To A Tree As much use as Anne Frank's drumkit, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 21:09, archived)

*pays attention*
*strokes*

*shakes it but doesn't stir*
( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Tue 5 Jul 2005, 21:17, archived)

*Enjoys attention*
*wags tail*
( Benny Tied To A Tree As much use as Anne Frank's drumkit, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 21:18, archived)

Did you fall in the river again?
I'm considering finishing off a reasonable chardonnay that I have in the fridge.

Or a beer.
( Johnny Catfish - Yowsa!, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 21:19, archived)