I imagine I'd like a bit of bingo.
I'm going to get some planters for on my balcony. Grow a few plants. Gardening, good times.
( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 0:14, archived)

I can help.
Seriously.
( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 0:15, archived)

We were going to get a little beehive, but I doubt passers by would appreciate all the BEES.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 0:17, archived)

You can get little house/attractor things for all kinds of wildlife in the college garden centre.
I want the ladybird one, but we're ten floors up, I doubt I'd get many.
( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 0:19, archived)

If you jump you can grab the railings around our balcony and climb up.
I don't want a ton of bloody squirrels trying to break in.
( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 0:21, archived)

Cunts.
Seriously though, I can help you pick out plants and stuff.
( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 0:22, archived)

Grand.
By the way, we got George weighed today and he's 11lb 10oz. At 7 weeks. Fat shit.
( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 0:23, archived)

Haha, not at all.
You can weigh him yourself, weigh yourself, then weigh yourself holding George.
( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 0:24, archived)

We've no scales in the flat, and the GPs surgery is within spitting distance.
I can actually see it from here.
( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 0:25, archived)

Ah right.
Fair enough.
( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 0:25, archived)

The answer is to be like most people on here
and simply keep a handy bee in your bonnet.
( wynoh kills threads by his mere presence, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 0:22, archived)