...have you ever met Gilgy?

( TonyUNDERSCORE from the Internet, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 2:02, archived)

No.
That's pretty much dead on though, right?
(MooCow_Byter, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 2:03, archived)

..or seen him?

( TonyUNDERSCORE from the Internet, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 2:03, archived)

...or know that he has NO hair?

( TonyUNDERSCORE from the Internet, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 2:04, archived)

...It's like somebody dunked him in Veet.

( TonyUNDERSCORE from the Internet, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 2:04, archived)

so he's all smooth?

( Captain Tripps is your taxloss lover from Liverpool, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 2:04, archived)

ALL OVER. He's like an eight year old boy.

( TonyUNDERSCORE from the Internet, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 2:05, archived)

he spends his time sobbing
and begging to be let out of the van?
( Captain Tripps is your taxloss lover from Liverpool, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 2:07, archived)

Tony is usually the one that is restrained in that manner.
Gilgamess tends to sobbing into padded walls.
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 2:17, archived)

STOP RUINING MY MIND PICTURE.

(MooCow_Byter, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 2:05, archived)

DON'T MAKE ME MAKE YOU AN ANIMATED GIF TELLING YOU TO FUCK OFF. IMAGINE HOW DAVE TROUSER FEELS RIGHT NOW.

( TonyUNDERSCORE from the Internet, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 2:11, archived)

I'm sorry, I'm just expressing myself in the only way I know how;
through other people's work.

I'm sure that none of this has any reflection on you others others I've mentioned in reality, and that you're all wonderful, attractive people.
(MooCow_Byter, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 2:14, archived)

haha, I just did a lol.

( TonyUNDERSCORE from the Internet, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 2:15, archived)

I'd like to do more female b3tans,
but I'm trying to keep the images SFW and not many pictures of women on that site show clothes.
(MooCow_Byter, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 2:15, archived)

Rev Cleo is on there. She has her top off.

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 2:18, archived)

Yeah, I saw that earlier.
Wonder how that happened.
(MooCow_Byter, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 2:22, archived)

Somebody smiled at her.

( TonyUNDERSCORE from the Internet, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 2:24, archived)

And yes, I look quite like that.

( TonyUNDERSCORE from the Internet, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 2:15, archived)

If memory serves, he looks a bit like John Peel.
But nowhere near as dead.
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 2:07, archived)

Good god. He does!

( TonyUNDERSCORE from the Internet, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 2:13, archived)

Yes. One of these:
randomn.es/images/0daaf532d45624fc35ad46b37d22339b.jpg
randomn.es/images/bf1df4095d285e9aca554d44000b9d15.jpg
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 2:05, archived)

TOO MUCH HAIR.
www.b3ta.cr3ation.co.uk/data/gif/message4dave.gif
( TonyUNDERSCORE from the Internet, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 2:07, archived)