I am excited.....
.... and confused by all of these.
( Lord_Floaty Hooting gladly., Thu 4 Jun 2009, 2:10, archived)

ANOTHER OLD
Where are you all suddenly coming from? Has somewhere broken?
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 2:14, archived)

I have been....
.. on my home planet for 2 years. What did I miss ?
( Lord_Floaty Hooting gladly., Thu 4 Jun 2009, 2:20, archived)

Probably nothing much.
Some fat people complaining at each other.
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 2:28, archived)