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(, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 7:17, archived)
I'm trying to remember the last time you were funny
I can't, sorry
(, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 7:21, archived)
I seem to remember an almost identical thread
Yesterday!
(, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 7:25, archived)
/talk in "same shit, different day" non-shocker
good morning/evening/whatever there, how's your anus for acne today?
(, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 7:33, archived)
I found out what blepharitis is today.
 
I feel so much better now that I can put a fancy name to my manky, crusty eyelids.
(, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 7:35, archived)

lephar alan
(, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 7:38, archived)
mmmm, acorn-cock.
some nice pictures of that in google..

no, all is well in the bottom drawer, thank you.
(, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 7:46, archived)
It be afternoons and almost beer time
Anal Acne problem has receded due to excellent orally applied Bonjela to the ring piece by stunning LBFMPBR type nurse!
(, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 7:38, archived)
It's all going a bit Syncubus.
All we need now is racism and a cockshot.
(, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 7:25, archived)
My flatmate drove home drunk last night
What a cunt
(, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 7:29, archived)
Did he run into anything?

(, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 7:31, archived)
He managed to park his car so one wheel is on the kerb and the rest of the car is sort of.. in the street
A lot of pissed off drivers manoeuvring around it.

I may wake him the fuck up in a moment
(, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 7:32, archived)
tell him he killed someone and doesn't remember it.

(, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 7:48, archived)
Well, obviously they don't remember it. They're dead.

(, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 9:08, archived)