The reason that I have cancer is becuase I am so heavy
becuase the only meal they serve in Aberdeen is Cholesterol.
( WormuIus, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 9:45, archived)

Can I just say I really liked that photo you posted on twitter from the b4sh.
It's how I imagine all b4shes.
I applauded it whilst hoping you'd know I approve.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 4 Jun 2009, 9:47, archived)

I was thinking of you when I posted it.

( WormuIus, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 9:48, archived)

I'd like to think you got up and left that area as quickly as possible.

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 4 Jun 2009, 9:58, archived)