HAHAHAA! Travelling JMG!
Moan quickly, fatties!
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 4 Jun 2009, 9:37, archived)

I hate you JMG

( WormuIus, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 9:37, archived)

I heard you were on block briefly because a girl wanted it.
I stood up against such things, I'll have you know.

/edit
By block I mean banned, of course.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 4 Jun 2009, 9:39, archived)

I heard this as well
I posted on my secret Wormulus forum to see if it was true.
It was not.
( WormuIus, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 9:40, archived)

Then I heard that I was in prison.
I never really appeciated how you must feel on a day to day basis.
The lies! Why internet? WHY?
( WormuIus, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 9:41, archived)

Is it you that has cancer and is dying ?

( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 9:41, archived)

no that's sir baldgamesh broke-butter

( manolith hooray for me, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 9:43, archived)

Good
I hate that cunt
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 9:43, archived)

Yes, I'm having Chemo
hence my baldness and inablity to work.
( WormuIus, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 9:43, archived)

Does it make you LOLFAT too ?
I hear they have a world class centre for such activities.

IN ABERDEEN !
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 9:44, archived)

The reason that I have cancer is becuase I am so heavy
becuase the only meal they serve in Aberdeen is Cholesterol.
( WormuIus, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 9:45, archived)

Can I just say I really liked that photo you posted on twitter from the b4sh.
It's how I imagine all b4shes.
I applauded it whilst hoping you'd know I approve.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 4 Jun 2009, 9:47, archived)

I was thinking of you when I posted it.

( WormuIus, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 9:48, archived)

I'd like to think you got up and left that area as quickly as possible.

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 4 Jun 2009, 9:58, archived)

i can't belive you sad shower of shit spastics find this funny, this is our online forum user friend dying, you sicken me
cunts the lot of you
( mongychops, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 9:45, archived)

I think more of us should die in a tragic manner
a few suicides, the odd hideous yachting accident, Cancer, AIDS, Malaria.

you know.
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 9:52, archived)

You'll find you were probably away collecting dole or suchlike.

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 4 Jun 2009, 9:42, archived)

I heard you offered to get stuck right up her
for £4.99 or less.
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 9:41, archived)

Did you hear on the internet?
If so, it's almost certainly TRUTH.
( WormuIus, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 9:45, archived)

where are you travelling?
is this a JMG TOUR?!
( manolith hooray for me, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 9:38, archived)

playing at major venues ALL OVER THE COUNTRY

( Lightguy hail satan, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 9:39, archived)

tshirt sales were going splendidly until they ran out of XXXL

( manolith hooray for me, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 9:40, archived)

At least the fans were buying 3 seat tickets just to accomodate one person.
Oh sorry, 4 seats. They need the spare to keep all their snacks on.
( Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 9:45, archived)

It's ALL kicking off.

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 4 Jun 2009, 9:39, archived)

the building i do the management of has no power, i love it, excitement
no cunts computers work or phones except mine, lol, i hope it's a major fault with the incoming supply, rolf
( mongychops, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 9:40, archived)

Where and how are you travelling?

( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 9:40, archived)

How do you travel ON THE DOLE ?

( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 9:41, archived)

Quickly and on the back of internet unrest!

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 4 Jun 2009, 9:42, archived)

HURRAH
You may borrow my special "BALDNESS COMB" if you like, than you can imagine yourself with a number of stylish hairstyles you have not the means to wear.
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 9:43, archived)