are we telling jokes?
i love jokes
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( manolith hooray for me, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 11:33, archived)

Why did the chicken cross the road?
It had probably escaped from someone's hen house and would have been absolutley terrified. It would not have had any particular destination in mind, but was trying to find shelter from the traffic. Call the police and/or the RSPCA unless it is safe to attempt catching it yourself and returning it to safety.
( Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Thu 4 Jun 2009, 11:39, archived)

i'll stick that on there and credit you
CHEERS
( manolith hooray for me, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 11:52, archived)