How do you make a swiss roll ?
Take him to the top of a mountain and cut off his arms and legs.
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 11:35, archived)

How do you make a jam sandwich?
Use Paul Weller as the filling.
( Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Thu 4 Jun 2009, 11:41, archived)