I look fuck all like comedy Dave
and besides I'm not even interested in getting off with ladies I met whilst talking about having unwanted sex with menstruating dogs.

Even if I was 17 and a virgin I'd still think twice about taking a ladyb3tan up on an offer of some "fun involving nudity and bums"
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 11:47, archived)

I don't think that was me, somehow.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 11:53, archived)