When you see a man you like
piss in his eye.

That will give the impression he's coming on to you.

And to be fair, after you've done a wee in his face, he probably will be.
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 11:49, archived)

A CLASSY TIP.

( sleepybinky, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 11:50, archived)