NO TREADY YET.
maybe a mug of tea will help.
( sleepybinky, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 14:01, archived)

A plunger
or a jet of caffeineated water up your bumhole.
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 14:04, archived)

Mix a teaspoonfull of coffee granules with a couple of drops of red bull
push paste up bottom, wait.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 14:11, archived)