if it's inevitable, you might as well vote for a party you actually like
small party candidates are only allowed to masturbate once per year per person that votes for them, so make them happy
( spacefish bong!, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 14:44, archived)

aw man I didn't realise those were the rules
the Green Party could do with a bit of a wank party, I think.
( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 14:46, archived)

i'm overhauling the first past the post system, one lie at a time

( spacefish bong!, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 14:48, archived)