My dentist removed me from the register.
Because of their own cock-up.

Gits.
( Major Turd for tonight only, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 15:04, archived)

My dentist claps when I get my cock out

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 15:05, archived)

to turn the lights off for sexytimes, I imagine.

( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 15:11, archived)

He makes me do cry cry tears as I warblegargle :'(

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 15:12, archived)

don't deny that you find the squeaky rubber gloves a bit sexy though!
and the mask, oooh he sounds all muffled!
( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 15:14, archived)

mmmpphhletsbummmpphhh

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 15:17, archived)