I went to the dentist yesterday for the first time in decadesAll the stuff looked exactly the same, the chair was the same, the drill things were the same, the mouthwash was the same.
Technology seems to have passed dentistry by since about 1979
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Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 15:01,
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People's teeth are the same, I'd imagine.They have digital X-rays now though.
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 15:03,
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I've been nice to you on here for a while becuase you build computers and I've met you and you are a nice person.but it would be nice if you didn't post, ever.
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WormuIus, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 15:04,
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We haven't met and I'm quite sure you're good at ordering food on a computer.But I feel the same way W does towards the internet girl, there. When it comes to yourself.
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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 4 Jun 2009, 15:08,
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As for you, you baleful moaning orcaYou can shut the fuck up right down your cock.
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WormuIus, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 15:08,
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I miss HermioneShe was nice:(
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Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 15:09,
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I bet when you sleep you dream that your fingers are sausages and wake yourself up by gobbling on them.(
WormuIus, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 15:11,
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I'd like to offend you so that I can be on the receiving end of one of these insultsthey're very creative.
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spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 15:10,
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Oh.I've no idea how that apparently innocuous comment has managed to cause upset. Online.
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 15:09,
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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 4 Jun 2009, 15:11,
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and you've only been back, what, half an hour?this doesn't bode well.
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 15:14,
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Mine...... has wet processing... I can smell the chemicals...(Marcel Proust moment)
Anyone else remember black and white film processing and printing. I loved all that.
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lion-cake Bad lion-cake, bad., Thu 4 Jun 2009, 15:04,
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I did some in Unismells fantastic.
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spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 15:14,
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were the prices the same...... probably not
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lion-cake Bad lion-cake, bad., Thu 4 Jun 2009, 15:03,
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Did you enjoy the man putting his tool in your mouth to give you a good filling?And so on.
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Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 15:04,
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Mine uses lasersI get to wear 'cool goggles' too. Well that's what my dentist calls them so I don't freak out and bend the arm rest like last time. I also get whistly lollies if I'm a good boy.
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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 15:04,
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They still use the same piece of floss.(
Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 15:04,
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My dentist removed me from the register.Because of their own cock-up.
Gits.
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Major Turd for tonight only, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 15:04,
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to turn the lights off for sexytimes, I imagine.(
spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 15:11,
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He makes me do cry cry tears as I warblegargle :'((
Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 15:12,
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don't deny that you find the squeaky rubber gloves a bit sexy though!and the mask, oooh he sounds all muffled!
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spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 15:14,
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I went to the doctor today for the third time this week.I now have 7 holes across both my arms but no blood would come out so I have to now go to the ominously named Blood Room at the hospital. And also to a neurologist.
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LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Thu 4 Jun 2009, 15:05,
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:(((specialist phlebotomists are much better at taking blood, it's the only thing they do all day, if they can't get any out of you, it means you haven't got any.
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 15:08,
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They should try getting it out of the back of your handthey can never take blood out of my arms either.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 15:10,
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The people who spend all day taking blood and putting in canulars are loads better than doctors.Because that's their job, to do it all day every day.
You can pick up some cream from your phamacist called EMLA, put it on an hour before hand and cover it with clingfilm, and you'll hardly feel a thing. It's great if you have to do that sort of thing regulary or are a big fat massive poof.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 15:13,
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*hugs*hello Gonz, was your holiday lovely?
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spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 15:15,
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actually, it's only bad dentists that haven't improved massively(
Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 15:06,
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What colour mouthwash?I have pink at my dentist.
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Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Thu 4 Jun 2009, 15:06,
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Yep pinkI suspect all dentists are in the gays
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Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 15:07,
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My dentist seemed to trial purple mouthwash for a while when I was young.I think the change freaked out too many patients.
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Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Thu 4 Jun 2009, 15:08,
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My dentist is Russian and he has lasers and mad hairAnd if you go at the end of the day he'll open the whisky and you sit around drinking for a bit at the end of your appointment
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Theoban What of it, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 15:11,
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Mine was fat and Irish,And called Paddy
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Major Turd for tonight only, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 15:14,
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