We might get to see you and Russell Brand in the same room together though
if he still does the after-show discussion programme.
( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:18, archived)

People would also just accuse me of 'copying' mr Brand. Because no long haired Londoner has ever done anything funny before him, obviously.

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:21, archived)

of course not.
you are a more fresh-faced and lovely version of him anyway, he looks a bit rough.
( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:24, archived)

woop!

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:27, archived)

No!
The two would collide into each other and create some kind of superhuman DG/Brand beast, called Dossell Brums, and will go round smashing Fawlty Towers dvds with a massive broom and attacking mirrors with a lute.
( Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:23, archived)

I would actually like smash things with a lute :D

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:26, archived)