It's the shittest most bollocks vile program on the tellybox
but why am I so compelled to watch the new influx of the plastic fantastic homophobic gay lesbian transgender camp disability wielding utterly outrageous fake (thats probably a full descroption of just ONE of them) housemates going into the big brother house tonight?
I'll probably watch this first one and then never watch it again until next year if there is one.

Will you be watching?
( Mrs Sp@m, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:09, archived)

I most certainly will not.
Down with that sort of thing.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:09, archived)

The cunt in me loves it.
The grown up sensible part of me hates it.
( Mrs Sp@m, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:10, archived)

I'd rather watch anything else, really.
The news'll be on.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:11, archived)

i have freckles on my arms.
and i am intrigued.


normally i am plain pale white colour. THIS IS WEIRD.
( sleepybinky, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:13, archived)

not like masses of them
like a gently-speckled hen's egg
( sleepybinky, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:13, archived)

MELANOOOOOMAAAAA.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:14, archived)

my uncle died of skin cancer :(

( sleepybinky, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:17, archived)

You've caught the sun.
I've actually got a slight tan after being in London, and I'm usually white as anything.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:14, archived)

caught it in a sieve, by the looks of it.

( sleepybinky, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:15, archived)

:D
boom boom.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:18, archived)

I once cault the sun.
I started staring at girl's bobs and I started telling stories about thing's i've seen with exasorated parts.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:22, archived)

i might watch it

( well, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:10, archived)

Yep.
I have NO COMMITMENTS for the first time in almost ever so will be well up for getting my teeth into Big Brother this year.
( LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:11, archived)

SADFACE, online.
I thought you were better than that

:(
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:20, archived)

I am. I just have nothing to do.
I'm AWESOME.
( LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:29, archived)

www.b3ta.com/talk/6172069
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:11, archived)

I will say one thing I never thought I'd say
Dekion has improved a lot over the last 12 months.

His love of conspiracies amuses me.
( Mrs Sp@m, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:12, archived)

Dekion is one of the best people on /talk

( well, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:14, archived)

I never watched big brother.
I saw a bit of it when it first came on, but it strikes me as frankly bizarre that it got a second series. What series are they up to now?
They seem to be out to find bigger and bigger fuck-ups each time.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:11, archived)

TEN !

( Mrs Sp@m, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:11, archived)

Christ.
They'll be overtaking Now That's What I Call Music if this keeps up.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:12, archived)

no
watching folks sit around always makes me think that there's something i ought to be doing
( spacefish bong!, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:11, archived)

I have no choice.
Springy loves it.
( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:12, archived)

sweet jesus, and she was allowed to breed?
this, RIGHT HERE, is what's wrong with society in general. Compulsory sterilisation at birth until you can demonstrate you're fit to have children.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:22, archived)

nah
it's a bit dull. They block out all the interesting talk with birdsong anyway.
( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:12, archived)

and the popular thing of making crappy, inane people famous for no reason annoys me.

( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:13, archived)

See the whole thing annoys me so much
but I can't bare to miss the opening night show. I hate the people who were in the last ones and couldn't name any one of them apart from Brian Dowling because he was on SMTV. Oh and Jade of course.
( Mrs Sp@m, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:15, archived)

they put monosodium glutamate in your eyeballs

( spacefish bong!, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:19, archived)

They sale that in little bags across the road from me.
I'm tempted to put it on Tuna to see if it'll make me like that.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:21, archived)

We've got a big jar of it.
It only makes things taste the same as they do, only much more so.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:25, archived)

Ohh, ok.
That would be good on pears, then.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:29, archived)

I hate the fact that they broadcast them sleeping, and people watch that instead of sleeping themselves.

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:16, archived)

not a chance...... I'd rather dig out my eyes with rusty skewers, then pour tabasco into my hollow eyesockets

( theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:13, archived)

I am not a fan of this kind of programming
But if people enjoy it, fair do's. I'm not going to judge.

Sorry for my lack of overblown hyperbole here.
( Theoban What of it, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:15, archived)

great forum banter

( spacefish bong!, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:15, archived)

no offence

( Theoban What of it, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:16, archived)

I was asked to audition by a girl to go on it for the last series, I thought about it but then realised it would just ruin my life.
I would just act like a tortoise all the time and call people spastics and get in trouble with The Sun. Although it would be pretty funny to watch.
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:15, archived)

It can't be too long now before everyone who wants to be on it has been on it.

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:17, archived)

I think you've got to be a certain type of person to want to do it, and I'm not one of them.
I'm going to be famous for doing stuff, not just sitting around looking pretty for a camera.
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:19, archived)

I'd rather not be famous for anything at all than be on that.

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:20, archived)

indeed.

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:22, archived)

Although to be fair
I'd rather not be famous for anything at all full stop.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:23, archived)

How boring!
But I'm a big head so :)
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:25, archived)

I am,
I'm a terrible dullard.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:26, archived)

We might get to see you and Russell Brand in the same room together though
if he still does the after-show discussion programme.
( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:18, archived)

People would also just accuse me of 'copying' mr Brand. Because no long haired Londoner has ever done anything funny before him, obviously.

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:21, archived)

of course not.
you are a more fresh-faced and lovely version of him anyway, he looks a bit rough.
( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:24, archived)

woop!

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:27, archived)

No!
The two would collide into each other and create some kind of superhuman DG/Brand beast, called Dossell Brums, and will go round smashing Fawlty Towers dvds with a massive broom and attacking mirrors with a lute.
( Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:23, archived)

I would actually like smash things with a lute :D

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:26, archived)

I don't see myself being much of a hit on that either.
I would never do it. NEVER I TELL YOU!
( Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:19, archived)

Never seen it
only bits of it on other programmes.
The biggest MEH! ever for me.
( Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:17, archived)

Because, frankly, you're irrepairably broken.
How the fuck anyone can watch that shite or its ilk is utterly beyond me. Have you not got some toenails you could slowly pull out instead?
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:18, archived)

I like to fall asleep to them falling asleep to help create the illusion of unloanlyness in my life.

( G/PP &#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:18, archived)

I tried my hardest to watch the launch show last year
but had to switch it off because of the gurning fog horned talentless harriden Hook Nose McCall. I fucking hate her. I lasted six minutes last year before raging off, smashing a plate, gashing my arm up and punching a cat.
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:21, archived)

My goodness.

( G/PP &#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:24, archived)